Total Medals Earned: 74 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,075 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/290 points)
Complete first level
Two restart the same level
Collect 15 stars
Collect 30 stars
Complete 10 levels in a row
Collect 60 stars
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/400 points)
Master the Up Zipper
Beat all the Day Levels
Master the Side Zipper
Master Bouncing
Beat a Personal Record on any Level
Beat all the Evening Levels
Bring a Secret Item to the Exit
Beat all of the Night Levels
Total Time for all Levels must be 3:20.000 or Less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Save 1 gift!
Save 1000 gifts in total!
Save 200 gifts in one try!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/230 points)
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 7/20 (50/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (160/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Successfully audition the Thespian
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.